"Come, gentle night, come, loving, black-brow'd night. Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die / Take him and cut him out in little stars."
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Matilda walked the ten blocks to the library and devoured one book after another. When she finished all the children’s books she started wondering around in search of something else. So, Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow; nurtured by all those authors who’d sent their books out into the world. Like ships onto the sea. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message “you are not alone.”
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
I think this gif is a summary of The Slow Mo Guys. Dan sits there and looks handsome while Gav struggles to sit in a chair.
Let me be the one who calls you ‘baby’ all the time.
Surely, you can take some comfort knowing that you’re mine.
Just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you ‘baby’ all the time.
I’m sleepy and I’ve been drinking and had so much sugar I’m twitching
I need to do soMETHING LIKE NOW because too much energy but eyes are closing?/
Don’t you wonder what Bane is thinking under that hood right then?
siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower
“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing
constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick
